Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ZING!

I'm not your dog, and I sure as hell am not your lover. Perhaps, though,
Ansury would be better suited for that particular moniker.

Pure. Genius. I've never had an insult I didn't throw turned back on me,
but if I do say so myself, it was brilliantly done. While you arn't my
lover, you subtly implied that I am having sexual relations with my
brother. Wow. I thought I saw the apotheosis of good comebacks when I
heard some brilliant chap say, 'your mom' to an unexpecting fool who
threw a petty insult. But you...ohhh you. You actually took the time to
invent an insult that I didn't throw, and respond to it with 'your
brother'. I'm not sure if I can handle even thinking about your piercing
words anymore, Daskalos. I'm going to go find comfort in my brother's
arms.

-Jianmin Tercetto, Fairly Content

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Ios, in the year 145 MA.