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Public News Post #2273

You deserve to be slapped.

Written by: Jianmin Tercetto
Date: Friday, July 23rd, 2004
Addressed to: LightMaster Daskalos, Bane of Darkness


Are we seriously going through this again? I feel like we're in a time
warp, and every couple of years someone has to fight a war over
Shastaan. People will die for about a day, people will get bored, then
the Shastaanites will go back to being slaughtered. I don't get the
point of any of this. Bugger principles, bugger morals, nothing will
change with Shastaan. The brighter the light shines, the darker the
shadow. When you try to do noble deeds that initiate violence, you only
tempt wicked men to gather together and kill those Shastaanites just to
spite your righteous moronic rear end. And your rear end deserves a lot
of spiting.

For those of you who can't reed good, I'll simplify this whole post down
to a simple sentence. Heck, why am I writing all of this, if they can't
reed good, then theres no real point of explaining this, because they
can't read it anyway. This situation defines the sadness that is my
life. Anyway, here it is.

Daskalos, shaddup.

-Spiter of those who deserve spiting, Jianmin Tercetto, The spitiest
spiter to ever spite those who need spiting

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Khepary, in the year 134 MA.


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