I'd like to open by saying that I'm ready and willing to accept all the
forms administered to me for this, even if it's shrubbing, but this
needs to be said. If you don't know who I am, or who my wife is, then
just.. ignore this.

I'm sick and tired of the harassment from you all concerning myself and
my wife. It's incredibly immature, incredibly OOC, and it's unnecessary.
I've asked several times for it to be dropped, and yet somehow, it
always comes back up. The harassment will stop -now-. Consider the past
in the past, and move on. Leave it where it is. This goes out to you
-all-, and you know who you are. Leave her and myself alone, in every
form.

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Slyphian, in the year 133 MA.