**Long post warning**
(If you don�t care about Lady Khepri, Me, or mischief, feel free to skip
this post and read up the post that follows �which should look something
like this-
Dear Misty:
Shut the hell up!
No one reads your posts (except for me)
No one cares about you (except for me)

I just like to be hateful to people who don�t fear me.
Signed,
A big dumb jerk.
Now that that�s I saved you time and money don�t bother posting
something of that nature)


Bravo Lady Khepri!

I must say after thinking about it, You indeed have pulled off not only
the biggest prank on me but it�s the Best and worst prank of all times.
It�s the best prank ever because you actually had me believe that the
only reason you wanted me out of Your Order is because I am part imp and
I cause too much mischief, and that imps don�t act the way I act (when
in fact the imps in Minia don�t really count!? and as everyone knows
imps act just like little humans who Don�t prank or act mischievous as
opposed to how it has been written on many helpful scrolls about the
races- and by the way here is what the race scroll say about imps :

Small and cunning, the imps were chosen by Khepri for Her games and
tricks, their devilish natures making them perfect for Her pranks. Their
short stature conceals their voracious appetites and they are well known
for their grating laugh. One should never trust an imp entirely, at
least not if one prefers to keep their possessions, gold, and dignity

(yep, nothing in there about being devious or perfect for mischief)

). And that Mischief has nothing to do with annoying people and laughing
and having a good time (As seen in a description of You in a scroll:

Khepri, Goddess of Mischief is usually the center of mirth and mischief
in the lands. She loves to have fun and laugh, often at the expense of
others, though Her pranks are almost never performed with malice. She
dislikes anyone who causes Her to become sad or who ruins Her jokes. She
has a habit of popping in on anyone for a riddle or to trade stories of
mischief or to just listen. As fun and lighthearted as She is, it is
always good to be wary of any acts of kindness She offers, for an
amusing trick is never far from Her mind. )
Bravo indeed.
It is the worst prank though in that as you once stated to me (But
apparently didn�t recall) �Though some people would get hurt, as long as
you have fun is all that matters when you prank.� I am hurt, and will
not be following You as a consequence. The fact that I have been a� no
THE most loyal, dedicated, devoted follower You can and might ever find
for reasons only known to You have decided to throw that away with this
prank.

Last month when you popped in on the world I was excited, I mean after
all I have been in Your order for 22 years and have seen you about 20-40
times (though you may have popped up a few times while I was away in all
fairness) so when You pop up I got excited to see you, as most of the
Order of Mischief.

I should have known something was odd,(there were many clues for me to
see that You weren't acting as You normally do) for when You wanted to
be alone You took me to Poly island instead of someplace like Your
Temple, but I didn�t really pay any mind to that, You were then
uncharacteristically hesitant in speaking, taking minutes to tell me
simple things. You then mentioned about my characteristics, and how it
was annoying to certain people (Yet oddly enough no names were given to
me)(nor the fact that that is what the Order of Mischief is about as I
recall in a scroll:

The Order of Mischief comprises those who enjoy spreading humor of any
type to everyone, be it practical jokes, riddle contests or political
intrigue)

, and that I wasn�t acting �impish�. I told you many times I have no
idea what You were talking about, and it didn�t make sense to me (I
didn�t see it as a prank after all Imps were picked by You Lady Khepri
because of our mischievous and devious ways). And then You said that in
order for me to stay in Your Order I�d have to change and then followed
that with �Be yourself though� leaving me in a paradox of sorts. It
should have dawned on me then that I was being duped by the Great
Dupe-er Herself, but I was too much in shock to see it.

There were other hints as to the prank, for example: The time before
last month we spoke and You told me I was doing a wonderful job in the
Order, and in fact you gave me a promotion, How is it that from that
time till now I have �changed?� when nothing actually has changed, the
world kept going and You were away as usual.

You could only quote something from me in a post as if You didn�t really
know me, was another indication that You are obviously pranking me. The
real Khepri knows me accepted me and best of all loves me. It is
obviously someone with a mask who Pranked me, if it wasn�t You Lady
Khepri then someone with a Khepri mask obviously with the work of your
magnificent gift of humor behind the scenes so BRAVO!

Unfortunately I will not be following You though, I have learned that
like the last great prank (Pulled before You of course) I nearly lost
two really good friends and decided to end the prank. I don�t see how or
why I was �blessed� with this pranking but nevertheless my days of
serving You are through. I will continue to prank and have fun for it is
part of my nature as that I am half imp to prank and cause mischief.

You once told me the meaning of mischief, Apparently the one who I spoke
to with the other month that pranked me has forgotten. The meaning of
mischief is to cause a humorous event, to stir the pot usually at
someone�s expense but in the name of good clean humor (and more over to
make YOURSELF laugh as mischief can be explained in many ways and
everyway is differnt ther is no absolute proper definition). No harm is
meant by pranks it�s a way of life for us and I don�t blame You at all.

If for some reason You feel that I am disrespecting You or the Order of
Mischief in any way and will give me a disfavor I will say this, �Thank
You!� For in my 22 years of loyal devoted service it would be the Second
ever time I could use God feelings, and know that I am more than just a
servant of Mischief, Khepri Cares for me.

Thank you,
If You should ever find someone as devoted to You as I was, then You are
by far the most powerful Goddess of all.

Respectfully,
Misty Kells


Penned by my hand on the 24th of Lanosian, in the year 133 MA.