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Public News Post #2201

A little late for this but it feels so good to yell

Written by: Countess Lefara
Date: Saturday, July 3rd, 2004
Addressed to: Sayber Saer'ac


First of all I know Im late for the post. i've been asleep, cut me
slack, I stay up way to late and never earthmeld when i should.
Sayber, not very smart on your part insulting the Divine and Their Ways.
You obviously know nothing of Them. Im going to call you
Lord-going-to-be-Zapped-a-lot.

Second. Pfft. Posting about your 'sexiness'.(and I know I cant spell, so
dont bother telling me off) I find a rotting zombie sexier than you. One
that's 70 at that. Don't even bother trying that strategy any more.


Third. Don't be talking about Usba getting horny on Arion's Horse! They
make a cute couple. Not to mention the cubs are as cute as Rajamala
kittens. -meow- And I've pet them. They're cute and fluffy (Woot,
normally you have to pay extra for that!).

Fourth and Final Matter. You probobly already know: Your going to get
your ass kicked. Insulting people and Divine in one post is suicide of
about 20 circles. And then you add the mules. I'd stay away from the
path to Ashtan for a while, they're not as dumb as they look. (And
that's a plus, since usually you see mules that are dead brained.) So,
go hide in a cave with a mirror so you can reflect on your brand of
'sexiness' and leave aetolian's that still have eyes that havn't bled
alone!

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Haernos, in the year 132 MA.


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