To you and your sycophants, play-queen Shyann:

Your claim to be the queen of Polyargos and of royal descent is nothing
but a farce, Shyann. The subjects of Polyargos, revolting as they may
be, certainly deserve better leadership than that which you offer. It is
time you are put in your proper place - as a servant girl at our feet,
groveling before those of true royal lineage. Until you come to this
realization, a decree is put forth. All those associated with Polyargos
are henceforth banned and enemied from the bounteous kingdom of Ulangi.
However, your local dolt, the King of Polyargos, may travel to our lands
as often as he pleases, for we find the thought of him brings amusement,
and the sight of him brings laughter.

Signed by His Majesty, the Royal King of Ulangi, and Her Majesty, the
Royal Queen of Ulangi,
Mimique and Charity

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Variach, in the year 63 MA.