This post is directed to anyone selling Cactus Weed.

From this point on, it shall not be referred to as a 'sprig' as no one
has actually weighed it, and determined its true value. Rather, now it
is to be sold by the 'quarter bag' having been properly weighed by a
member of the 'Raviolli' family. Also, the price for a 'quarter bag' is
now to be 45 GP, and 25% of the profits are to be paid to me, to be
dispersed among the rest of 'la cosa nostril'.

I will be accepting applications for leg and thumb breakers, as well as
a shoe reapir/mason to fit severe violaters with the appropriate size
cee-ment shoes.

and lastly, remember,
-There Aint no Mafia!-

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Lanosian, in the year 62 MA.