Dear All (particularly the citizens of Shallam),

I write to you today to inform you how "glorious" your Sultan is. I was
one a citizen of Shallam and enjoyed my time there. I joined the militia
as a bright eyed young man of 28. I thought I was ready but boy was I
wrong! I was killed 4 times in a time as long as ten otherworldy
minutes. As a person of level 33, 5 levels is not something you can
sacrifice.

I attempted to quit the militia but found out I was required to do a
full tour of duty, so the only way for me to regain the power of talking
on newbie channel was to leave the city and rejoin. Upon asking
Cuchulainn the Undeserving I was told "No, you are a piece of scum does
this sound like an honourable man to you. Does this sound like someone
who deserves to be in such a high place of power? Not to me. I think he
should be stripped of his leadership roles. He spat and killed me for
Varians sake.

I don't ask you to listen to my rantings, but take heed from them, if he
stays as the Paladins GM, they are going to go the same way as the
priests.

Thank you

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Lleian, in the year 129 MA.