Dear World...



As some of you may know, i just recieved a thong in the mail and am
very..disturbed about it. I want my
stalker/tormenterwithsickhumor/personwithsuckhumor/(BLEH)admirer/Just
weirdo whos trying to scare me to come forward, since Gwendolyn won't
tell me who sent the thong, though she knows -scowl- please, if you know
who is sending me womens thin pink underwear in the mail. Come forward
and stop me embarrasing myself further hmmm?


Penned by my hand on the 5th of Midsummer, in the year 127 MA.