Cutting to the chase. Renegade Legion? Peaceful? Smoking
elm will cure that hellsight, two prickly ashes will fix the
hallucinations and confusion, and a goldenseal will cure you
of the stupidity you suffer from.

When cured of all four afflictions I'm certain you will not
make such laughable claims again.

You're welcome for the free herbal advice.

--Sir Alcor

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Haernos, in the year 124 MA.