The following is a silly version of how everything is looking from my
point of view. *Clears Throat* enjoy!

Once upon a time, their was a squirrel, we shall call him strung. He was
a paladin who decided one day that all the innocent creatures of
sapience, shall no longer be threatened by anything! They shall live
their happy little lives! Woot! So, he began protecting his fellow
animals, but decided only to protect, the fuzzy mammals. this comes into
play later.

so it was, the the creation of the Squirrelsaints! after this began and
Strung and his squirrels began harming those attacking Zebras and
hyenas, one insane little Bird named Templar began to oppose the
squirrelsaints. Hell, he even stole small shoes. anyway, he begins the
dark birdsaints! *Dramatic music* Now, these dark birdsaints, did, well,
about nothing. They did jabber a lot and make lots of posts making the
same points over and over again, but that was about it.

After continued killing by Strung, Ysni, a small lizard began the
"Aetolians for freedom!" clan, in an effort to hunt down the thugs,
Hagen and strung. She brought up the point that the Squirrelsaints were
also only protecting the mammals and not the lizards. More Jabber.

So, here everyone is now. As silly as this post looks, is about how
stupid this really is. With this post, I am no longer going to be a part
of the sword saints, though I will still support the idea of stopping
killing of innocents.

Thanks for reading, and hopefull you can all realize the stupidity to
wish this has all sunk. You are also all less intelligent for reading
this and may the gods have mercy on all your souls. *Grins*

May the squirrel protectorate guide you!
Akaii tl'uncre, former Arcane Squirrel Saint

P.S. Save the shoes! >_<

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Lanosian, in the year 61 MA.