I have returned from my wanderings beyond Sapience
How long I'll stay I knoweth not
My hair is full of travel-dust
And my nose is full of snot

I have pondered the Metaphysical Mysteries
And I've seen them with my eyes
And even though my IQ's dropped
I've grown oh so very wise

I've missed my beloved Sapience
I've longed and lusted to come home
To romp again with my nubile Rajamala
But little did I know she's become a crone

Places and People have changed
And I no longer have a guild
I'm naked as the day I was born
My entire life I must rebuild

But amid this myriad of change
There is one absolute constancy:
The wisdom, wit and wonder
Of my beloved Goddess Khepri

O Khepri!
O my Goddess with boundless heart
Who gave me hearth and home
Even though I fart

O Khepri, Goddess ascendant
Above all divinity
May You and Yours grow
To encompass infinity!!!


Penned by my hand on the 15th of Midautumn, in the year 114 MA.