To all those who find gay, bi, or lesbian relationships... humorous, be
forewarned:
Aetolia is a place where those of all sorts of backgrounds and beliefs
may come, and should be able to coexist under Varian's watch without
conflict or disdain. Having said that, let it be known that any
derogatory comment towards anyone of the aforementioned preferences
shall be repaid with one death per tell, shout, or msg. Issues will also
be dealt out to those with repeated offenses.
In all seriousness, and with best regards, I remain
Very truly yours,

-High Prince of Ulangi, Nightshadow Thalion

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Lleian, in the year 113 MA.