Greetings Aetolians, I write this posting to inform you that the march
of scientific progress is unstoppable. I have today managed to graft
the head of a hyena onto the body of a live jambaali. Unfortunately
the jambaali did not survive the operation for more than a minute,
but a very promising start has been made in the field of hybridization.
I am offering a reward of 500 gold for any headless corpses that are
mailed to me, so that I can try to equip those with the heads of
various animals that are found within the realm. May the light of
Reason and Science shine upon you all.

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Arios, in the year 109 MA.