I would just like to inform you all that Styx's contest was 100% fixed.
I personally rigged the contest so that I would win all categories, yet
I did not. My hard work of forcing dozens and dozens of newbies and
telling people I'd pay them for my votes was all for naught. I demand
the public rise in anger and demand a recount of the votes. It is unjust
that a cheater should be robbed of his victory, simply because he
cheated. Grab the torches, Aetolia, grab the clubs and anything that can
break a skull, for I will lead a riot on Aetolia. Unjust things like
this have been going on for ages, and I say its time to put and end to
it. Criminals, thieves, cheaters, and rapists are all hard workers in
their own ways, and robbing them of their triumph is just wrong. Where
have your morals gone, aetolia? Where is the conviction? Rise with my
brothers and sisters, and revolt against this foolish practice called
law! Never shall our crimes treasure be stolen from us again! It will
never stop until the streets flow with blood and intestines are strewn
about the trees in the forest, rise and fight I say, for all of the
midemeanors and felonys we have committed, may we never be punished for
them again! Hail Jianmin, Hail Jianmin, Hail The Keeper of Sin!

-The Righteous Preacher, Jianmin, Keeper of Sin

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Slyphian, in the year 104 MA.