Dearest Citizens of Aetolia,
It is my pleasure to announce that during the entire month of Khepary,
in honor of our own Goddess herself, there will be celebrations galore.
Some of the festivities will be free food, free drinks, and a poetry
reading at the Crystal Leaf Inn. After that, the realm shall commence in
a drinking contest, couple of credits going to the winner, and to amuse
the audience, a dancing while drunk contest!!! Also during this month,
if there is anything you want tailored, you get it at the all time low
price of 0 gold! So let the festivities begin, a schedule will be posted
on the events!

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Chakros, in the year 101 MA.