To all the Orders across the Lands:

You needn't try any harder on your contest entries! There is no chance
you will win anyway. This will each give you the ample time you need to
make the appropriate affectionate barnyard noises that come naturally to
you and your ordermates.

Yours in Artifice,

Imperia

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Severin, in the year 100 MA.