Peoples of Aetolia!

This is a call for reason over half-baked ideals and morals that mean
nothing? Hail the guilds of Aetolia, and take heed to the words of the
enlightened!

To become the greatest force on sapience, you must, yes, -must- abandon
all novice requirements save two! One must be friendly, and swear not to
attack another member of his/her guild in order to be promoted! Values
are for the weak, pride for the foolish! Do not ignore this plea, every
single person deserves the chance to be a carefree assassin, skipping
through the lilacs on one day, slipping poison into some beaurocrat's
dinner the next!

Equality for everyone is the cry for freedom! If you're a priest and you
want to act evil, well, darn it, you can! If you want to be a Druid that
builds houses for a living, by Varian, you can do that too! Tired of all
those old people pushing you around, insisting that you improve yourself
and that guild in general, when all you want to do is try to become a
dragon? Make yourselves heard, children of freedom!

We should all be the same, a giant, happy family! I dream of a day that
priests and Occultists alike can laugh gaily as we hack through droves
goblins and Mhun together! Let those who wish to have a distinct
identity beware, the Legion of Those Sick and Tired of Having Any
Responsibility to Anything but Themselves (LTSTHARAT) shall be marching
upon -your- doorstep if you do not cease imposing your rediculous
demands and values upon the young of the land!

Long live Freedom!

The Valueless, Truthless woman without Morality,

Myslani Lamia


Penned by my hand on the 19th of Lanosian, in the year 97 MA.