I was walking down the highway,
one dark and dismal day.
I came upon this letter,
and much to my dismay

The note was torn and tattered
from the storm the night before.
The wind and rain had done it's job
and this is what I saw:

Smoke humgii mutton credit pipes,
Drink Shallam flavored ale!
And sun-baked caramel Jaru fish
Makes vampires not so pale!

Simonize your baby
With a tengu candy bar,
And use the cactus weed shampoo
that's used by every star!

Take your next vacation
in a brand new homemade vial!
And licking Hagen's boots
Is sure to make you smile!

Doctors say that Shallamese
should eat more barbed wire!
And buy the magi enchantment
that sets your arse on fire!

End.


Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Slyphian, in the year 61 MA.