Rejoice my dears, for I bring to you the grandest sport known throughout
the land! (arguably..but who cares what imps say).

Two months and some odd days from now, at howling (Sunday, 00:00 GMT,
Saturday, 8PM EST), I will challenge you to a Starfall with amazing
prizes!

Don't forget to bring your best running shoes and some very good
gloves...those meteorites are hot!


Penned by my hand on the 8th of Slyphian, in the year 214 MA.