We have survived the trip, and I'm sure that you'll find the staff
happier and more friendly than ever, thanks to the duct tape.
Unfortunately, we won't be putting pictures up, like some of the other
games, but I will give you scenes to imagine:

- Varian beat up a small town because their handlebar mustaches offended
Him. He even swung one around by the offending facial hair and tossed
him miles away.

- Slyphe brought the rain with Her, and forgot to stop it.

- Galleus thought it was funny to send 50-70 mile per hour winds at our
Pools-mobile as we drove up treacherous cliffs.

- Someone who shall remain nameless found a dwarf who challenged Him to
a duel. The dwarf was quickly annihilated, much to the embarrassment of
the rest of his clan, and was scolded by his elders for ever challenging
Me...erm, the nameless person.

- The Bahkatu made an appearance, and showed us how they can dunk a
basketball, swing in an oversized Bahkatu swing, ride a scooter, and
hide inside barrels.

- We searched for Dhaivol in some of the Teradrim caves, but
unfortunately could not find Him.

- We traveled to the site of some mass Indorani hangings before the
Grand Artifice. Unfortunately, the Celani were doing very little grape
peeling, so we were forced to do it all for ourselves.

- A strange Atabahi, apparently from years before the Grand Artifice,
attempted to attack us. The uncultured creature had a strange mount
complete with a baby arm and giant tree-trunk chomper.

- We took an amazing Atavian technology that was developed for the mass
of Atavians in the game who seemingly have broken wings, a cut wings, no
wings, decayed wings, angel wings, or undersized-wings. This technology
allowed us to travel to the highest peaks for a complete view of
Varian's creations.

- Chakrasul attempted a new corruption, by filling our bellies with
scrumptious food-stuffs.

- Doxen did a lot of what Celani seem to do best...sleep in late. I
forgot to bring the Scourge of the Immortals, unfortunately.

- Eceru on the other hand, did My bidding and assisted in increasing My might against the Celestine.

- Auresae showed us the wonders of fire. Apparently Her powers are so
great that She can make a fire that lasts forever, charring the wood
ever so perfectly, but not consuming it. And where does firewood come
from, mortals? That's right, straight from adorable trees.

- An errant vampire found its way into our Divine cabin, only to die,
trapped in batform.

First person to message Me an approximate location of where we were gets
My favor! Have fun solving that puzzle.

Belakai

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Khepary, in the year 189 MA.