COME ONE, AND COME ALL!

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Come and be amazed, for the greatest Duel to grace these lands is about to begin, such that not
even the Starborn himself could dream of it.

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It has come to my attention that you fine adventurers have been expending your considerable talents
on the most DREADFUL of pastimes: hammering endlessly upon my gates, shrieking at all hours, and
generally performing violence upon mine own person with no showmanship whatsoever!

Dozens of you! Milling about with all the artistry of buffoons rehearsing the same tired routine
each Howling! But despair not, dear public, for I, as ever, have arrived with the solution!

Rather than squandering your unrefined aggression upon poor, blameless me, I hereby extend to each
and every one of you a personal once-in-a-lifetime invitation: step into MY ring, upon MY stage,
beneath MY spotlights and redirect that violence towards one another - where it belongs - upon the
grand stage!

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Mark your programmes, the show begins per EVENTS INFO 1677 at the Iron Carnival.

Wealth, fame, power! It shall all be won by one person within the grand arena! Along with a gift
from my own hand: an enchantment of Flambeaux's peerless craft, a warding boon bestowed upon the
champion's home city, that all may share in your triumph.

Do put on a good show and be sure the audience gets their money's worth - I have a reputation to keep after all!

- P. Flambeaux
The Man, The Marvel, The Main Event

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Disclaimer: The Iron Carnival accepts no liability for lost limbs, lost wagers or lost dignity. No refunds. Added by the legal representatives of Old Grimbread.

Penned by my hand on Falsday, the 15th of Sapiarch, in the year 21 AC.