This author humbly approaches the board to provide elucidation upon their purpose in writing these missives.

This author's goal is not to engage with the the contents of the newsposts herein addressed; this author aims to provide necessary context and - when necessary - summary in efforts to make the public news easier to parse and comprehend.

This author thought that this went without saying, and is mildly disappointed in the general state of public reading comprehension to learn that they were wrong.


Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 14th of Celes, in the year 19 AC.