[Looking as if a half-drunken inkwell had been swilled and spat within the vicinity of this missive, with some effort the rudimentary impression of words take shape in headache-inducing patterns, as if only readable in stereoscopic disjoint, scrawled by means of a malformed talon dragged across the page.]

R UO N I
TO C
Y W
!!!!!!!!!!!

[The missive ends here, with a spatter of discoloured saliva and holes pierced by a creasent of fangs forming rather succinct punctuation.]
Officially released on Falsday, the 8th of Lleian, in the year 16 AC.

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