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Sapience! I am absolutely HONKING with delight that I can announce the impending festival in Gorshire, where all things Gnomes and Geese will be celebrated: GOOSEFEST

On approximately the 16th of Slyphian, 13 MA, flock to Gorshire for GOOSEFEST! Take a gander at our schedule of events!

- Opening of Ceremonies right after Howling
- Door Prize Distribution
- Initial Heats for Goose Races
- Hunt For The Golden Egg
- Wild Goose Chase
- Fisticuffs Free For All
- Drinking Competition
- Final Heat for Goose Races
- Raffle Drawing
- Closing Convocation

Several ongoing activities will also commence:
- Two weeks to submit for the Crafting Competition
- Three weeks to offer for the Essence Contest

There will be food, drinks, a veritable trove of prizes, geese, and the one thing geese do best: killing! Something for literally everyone, regardless of religious preferences, city affiliations, excess or lack of experience, race, or affinity for geese! I look forward to seeing you there!

-Wjoltyr Togwick, Proprietor

*Disclaimer: GOOSEFEST is sponsored by and therefore only representative of the views and beliefs of the Gorshire General Store and its proprietor. Gorshire General Store cannot be held liable for any personal injuries that will be sustained during the festivities. Schedule of event subject to change.


Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 13th of Lleian, in the year 13 AC.