This is a message from the Philbert for Foreman Foundation! The Pfff!

"He is the most handsome young Gnome I ever did see," - Philbert's grandma

"Saw him wrestle a wildcat with bare hands!" - Philbert's best friend, Guzwin

"Most innovative miner we've had in years," - Foreman Dorven, RIP

Who do you want to trust with the mining operation, tallfolk?

Someone who is older than old boots! Someone who can't joke with the crew!

Someone who talks a big game! OR!

Philbert.

For all Gnomes and Gnomish advancement.

My name is Philbert and I approve this message. Paid for by the Pfff!

Penned by my hand on Gosday, the 9th of Niuran, in the year 497 MA.