After all My shapings and misshapings, it seems I no longer have
enough individuals to be the receiving end of My experiments. I
personally think that Dhaivol is hiding some from Me, but nonetheless, I
have immediate needs for some new test subjects. Therefore, it's time to
hunt down, knock unconscious, and drag some new Celani back up to the
Pools!

If you are interested, please send an e-mail to celani@aetolia.com
including your real name, age, and occupation. In your e-mail, describe
what makes you particularly suited for the position (special skills such
as customer service, programming, or creative writing are a plus) and if
you had all the power in the universe, how you would change Aetolia for
the better.

To qualify, you MUST be at least 18 years of age and have played Aetolia
for at least 500 hours. Successful candidates tend to be creative,
self-motivated, and have a strong desire to actively foster the
enjoyment of others.

And don't worry, you won't see Me coming, nor will you feel a thing...

Belakai

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Severin, in the year 174 MA.