Aetolian Game News
Written by: Cariv D'baen, Fang of Cardinalis
Date: Tuesday, July 3rd, 2018
Addressed to: Everyone
[ It's also short, and written in Troll with a brief translation after
each line for dummies. ]
So many dummies want to be poetic.
Lots of you just sound phrenetic.
You're all doing it wrong,
Your poems much too long
And your efforts just leave us all sick.
[ "C WUZ HERE" is carved into the wood near this posting crudely ]
Penned by my hand on Falsday, the 12th of Chakros, in the year 474 MA.