Aetolian Game News
Written by: Emir
Date: Tuesday, February 5th, 2019
Addressed to: Zenobia Bouchard
Unenemy me to Bloodloch or there's going to be a lot of explosions. I'll even do it at lessers and majors. At literally everything. Explosions everywhere. To everyone who's part of Bloodloch. You can't argue this with Spinesreach because if Mr. Toz tells me to stop doing it I'll just quit Spinesreach and then blow them up to.
If there's one thing I'm good at, it's explosions. So unless you like explosions as much as me, you should probably unenemy me.
If your citizens don't want killed they should maybe not do stupid things.
Anyways, thanks for reading.
Penned by my hand on Closday, the 12th of Lanosian, in the year 478 MA.