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Public News Post #6208

Impyrrhic Victory

Written by: Dami, Queen of the Imps
Date: Monday, July 9th, 2018
Addressed to: Everyone


The Impire is victorious! Anybody who says otherwise will be beheaded after being befooted.

We shall let the stomach-crawlers and pony-riders whittle each other down. We will enjoy your enmity
doing our work for us. We claim our victory of the temple, and will defend what is ours.

As we have achieved such an unquestionable victory, we henceforth will withdraw our troops from the
battlefield. No more Imps need to die meaningless deaths.

Though you may find us helping either side from time to time for our amusement, as our whims dictate

Signed,
Queen Empress Dami
First Empress of the Holy Impire

Penned by my hand on Closday, the 21st of Khepary, in the year 474 MA.


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